Memorandum on the State of the Market
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Created By: @burn_the_state
AGENT B
Mr. Powell, a situation has occured. The market has dipped.
POWELL
What are our options?
AGENT B
We could let the market correct itself, or...
POWELL
Impossible. It must always go up.
AGENT B
Or... We can initiate plan B.
POWELL
Plan B?
AGENT B
Our expert economists have figured out a way with our new CBDC how to make the market go up forever.
POWELL
Oh?
AGENT B
Yes. With a press of this button, 1% of the circulating tokens are removed from the supply, causing each CBDC to be worth a larger percent of the market share.
POWELL
Which makes each token worth more...?
AGENT B
Precisely. There's just one catch.
POWELL
What's that?
AGENT B
You can only press the button once every 60 minutes.
POWELL
I guess you can't win them all.
AGENT B
You never can, sir. What will you do?
POWELL
Well, what's the worse that could happen?